1. I DON'T LIKE ANYONE (NOT YOU)
2. I AM GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK
3. I H8 MINNEAPOLIS
4. THE KIDS ARE ALT-RIGHT
5. ARE YOU GOING TO FLUSH THAT?
6. COLLEGE IS FOR LOSERS
7. I MADE LOVE TO THE INTERNET
8. I WANNA BE YOUR BABY
9. KILL EVERYONE (WHO DIES)
10. SUDDENLY I FORGOT YOU
11. JOHNNY ON THE PLOP
12. I HATE BIRDS
13. I'M GONNA WIN THE BOWL
14. KILL ME (PLEASE KILL ME)